Lyrics by Shane Killian
Music by Suno AI
Made after a series of reciprocal tariffs between the US and Canada.
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR
I DECLARE A TARIFF WAR!
Maple syrup versus steel and grain
A clash of trade, the mercantile refrain
We can never let our trade be free
A tax on you for your attacks on me
Tariff me, tariff you
Take your money? Don’t tariff I do
Tariff you, tariff me
Who will win? I guess we’ll see
A dollar here, a dollar there
It’s being spent, but I don’t know where
Trump’s a fascist, Trudeau loves Marx
And we all lose money as each one barks
Tariff me, tariff you
You’ll be sorry by the time I’m through
Tariff you, tariff me
As long as we both look good on TV
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR
RAISE THE TAXES MORE AND MORE!
FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT
I TAX YOU, NOW TAKE THE BAIT!
Economists all shake their heads
They’ll tear their economies to shreds
Is there hope of compromise?
Or will the tariffs rise and rise?
Tariff me, tariff you
Take your money? Don’t tariff I do
Tariff now, tariff then
Tariff forever! Now who will blink when?
Shane Killian