Epic of a House of Commerce

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#lyrics

In a land of code and caffeine dreams,
There lived a PM, Maiden Doxoula, it seems,
With a sparkle in her eye and a deadline in sight,
She aimed to conquer projects with all her might.

But in the shadows lurked Slide George, so sly,
With his emails and convoluted plans, oh my!
He had a mission, a devious plan,
To update the website, as slow as he can.

Ownership of the project, hash of datarows,
A hundred ninety thousand items, where the chaos flows.
Ownership of the project, hash of datarows,
A hundred ninety thousand items, where the madness grows.

Doxoula rallied her minions with a rallying cry,
"We’ll beat Slide George, we’ll reach for the sky!"
But George had tricks, oh, what a shame,
Using pivot tables in a word doc, it’s insane!

They battled with methods from the darkest night,
Updating items, it was a frightful sight.
Manual entries, copy-paste galore,
Spreadsheet formulas that made their brains sore.

Ownership of the project, hash of datarows,
A hundred ninety thousand items, where the chaos flows.
Ownership of the project, hash of datarows,
A hundred ninety thousand items, where the madness grows.

In the war room, tension grew,
With every update, a new snafu.
But Doxoula, with her grit and might,
Kept on fighting, through day and night.

While Slide George, with a sneaky grin,
Sent another email, let the pain begin!
But the team, with courage, faced the fray,
Knowing Doxoula could never find a better way.

Ownership of the project, hash of datarows,
A hundred ninety thousand items, where the chaos flows.
Ownership of the project, hash of datarows,
A hundred ninety thousand items, where the madness grows.

In the end, they saw the light,
With refactor strong, they won the fight.
Slide George, defeated, slunk away,
Leaving Doxoula to save the day.

So remember folks, in your coding quest,
Face your challenges, give it your best.
For in the land of code, both far and near,
With humor and heart, you’ll conquer your fear.

Ownership of the project, hash of datarows,
A hundred ninety thousand items, where the chaos flows.
Ownership of the project, hash of datarows,
A hundred ninety thousand items, where the madness grows.

In a land of code and caffeine dreams,
There lived a PM, Maiden Doxoula, it seems,
With a sparkle in her eye and a deadline in sight,
She aimed to conquer projects with all her might.

But in the shadows lurked Slide George, so sly,
With his emails and convoluted plans, oh my!
He had a mission, a devious plan,
To update the website, as slow as he can.

Ownership of the project, hash of datarows,
A hundred ninety thousand items, where the chaos flows.
Ownership of the project, hash of datarows,
A hundred ninety thousand items, where the madness grows.

Absolutely the freaking person
Face your challenges, give it your best.
For in the land of code, both far and near,
With humor and heart, you’ll conquer your fear.

Ownership of the project, hash of datarows,
A hundred ninety thousand items, where the chaos flows.
Ownership of the project, hash of datarows,
A hundred ninety thousand items, where the madness grows.

Ownership of the project, hash of datarows,
A hundred ninety thousand items, where the chaos flows.
Ownership of the project, hash of datarows,
A hundred ninety thousand items, where the madness grows.

Ownership of the project, hash of datarows,
A hundred ninety thousand items, where the chaos flows.
Ownership of the project, hash of datarows,
A hundred ninety thousand items, where the madness grows.

#suno
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